Accountant.?

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions. He gets her name, address, social security number, etc., and then asks… "What is your occupation?"
"I’m a whore," she says.
The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no, that will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I’m a high-end call girl".
"No, that is still too crude. Try again."
They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I’m an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a call girl?"
"Well, I raised over 5,000 little peckers last year!.."
alan! check out the pic on my 360…it’s gross….

l checked out your piccy, yes its fowl, get rid of better off leaving blank and filling it with the new foal piccys

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6 Responses to “Accountant.?”

  1. Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
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  2. OMG, PML:))
    FFS what next?
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  3. free the weed on March 24th, 2010 at 8:54 pm

    10/10 excellent *
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  4. l checked out your piccy, yes its fowl, get rid of better off leaving blank and filling it with the new foal piccys
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    that manky old carp

  5. Excellent one Calamity.!!!
    They do raise them don’t they ha ha.!!!
    Funny so 10/10.!!!
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  6. awesome joke! all ways enjoy your jokes! lmao!
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